Christmas Socks
Aww, Moe... Take your head out of the oven. When did you become the "suicidal guy", anyway? You already had a gimmick. You're the angry bar owner. And no offense, dude, but you make a lowsey main character. You're a great, if not the best, side character who could add something to every show, but once you star in your own, the magic is gone.
Where have you gone, Mr. Bean? The world needs a clown. But your American movie sucked.
Now is the winter of our discontent. Oh no! Run!
When was the last time you had sex? Halloween 2004
The time before that? Two weeks before that
The time before with a different person? Valentine's Day 2004
When was the last time you made out with someone and not leading to sex? Umm...
I had a point in there somewhere.
I feel fat from Christmas. I'm going to barf on Jan 2.
I really need a blowjob. I don't get off on them. And all that saliva... yech... But I'd really just like to sit back, relax, and get my dick sucked. Maybe for non sexual reasons. Maybe for stress busting reasons. Why am I stressed? Lack of sex. Warp your logic circuits around that!
New Year's Eve better be fun this year or I'm not celebrating it anymore. Seriously. That holiday sucks. My birthday should be a holiday instead since I always have a blast on my birthday. For 24, I'm going to drink a 24 in under 24 hours. Doesn't sound too hard, right? I'll have jet lag! So I'll think it's really 23 hours, but be wrong! Or would it be 25? Wait, but then there's daylights savings time... and the exchange rate is down... and if I get busted for carrying pot at the border it'll delay things by at least two hours... and I might stop for pie... and Chris Tubb is gay... Carry the two... So the answer would be...
TO BE CONTINUED
