BITCHY BLOGGG...

First off - Fuck you, Chris Tubb. I keep trying to close Pandora's box, and you whine until it's reopened.

Second - Would the rest of the world please stop taking what I say personally? Sometimes business is just business. You have to prove yourself. Don't expect me to just blindly support something when it comes to my life's passion. I think I know what's right. Maybe I'm wrong, but you have to prove it before I will believe it.

Third - The new ref is a complete idiot.

Hey chief let's chat why not. Women? Fuck off.

So the woman I love (yeah, love. Fuck off) had a birthday. I asked her what she wanted her. Her joke response was a non-fat latte. So on her birthday, I stopped by her work and gave her one. She mentioned her boyfriend didn't get her any flowers for her birthday. So the night she goes out to celebrate, I show up at her door with a single red rose. Her boyfriend was upset by this. SHE FUCKING WANTED FLOWERS, YOU ASS. IF YOU WERE ANY KIND OF BOYFRIEND YOU WOULD HAVE BOUGHT HER A FUCKING DOZEN. DON'T GET PISSED WHEN ANOTHER MAN WHO LOVES HER DOES THE JOB YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE. IF YOU HAD DONE IT YOURSELF, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO WORRY ABOUT IT. She also mentioned she needed a new cell phone. So I bought her one. Yep. An unemployed (at the time) guy buys someone a brand new cell phone. They ain't cheap. The boyfriend doesn't mind this, but all her friends tell her not to accept it. It's a present. What does it matter how much it costs? If I felt my accpetable budget was $2, I wouldn't have bought a $3 present. Well I felt $2xx dollars was within my budget. So I bought it. And then questioning my motives as to why I would spend so much money... saying I was trying to prove I would be a better boyfriend than the current one. That offends me. I was just trying to be nice. Tubb and Babs once bought Hippie a birthday present and paid what I would consider a lot, probably too much, for a present on a guy friend. I didn't once think they were trying to prove they're better friends than me. They chose to spend the money and make someone Happy. All the power to them. Questioning presents is pretty offensive.

But we talked it out and all is well. She did once raise the point she's worried I'm not leaving myself open to other women (at least she cares about me). I said that's foolish since I'll fuck anything. Well tonight, I turned down BegsMeForSex and I barely made an effort to talk to Moore's Chick, who may or may not think I'm cute. But that doesn't mean I live only for the one girl. Hey, there's Aimee Gallie, who is the most beautiful woman I have ever met. And there was a girl I met in grade 12 who always has a special spot in my heart, someone I could have always seen myself with. Except... I ran into her tonight... and she's pregnant. So all I have left is to track Aimee down and hook up with her. Hey, I won't complain.

I talked to Robin Black tonight. He's a good fella. He's coming to the show tomorrow, so I bought his t-shirt to KISS his ass by wearing it when I wrestle. How often does a fairly big Canadian rock star come to a PWR show? What's a PWR? It sure isn't a hypocrite going to train with an established name and learn "1982 style" since training means nothing.

YOU have to wrestle tomorrow. Fuck off.
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