Oscar had it right all along...
Main Entry: hap·py
Pronunciation: 'ha-pE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hap·pi·er; -est
Etymology: Middle English, from hap
1 : favored by luck or fortune :
FORTUNATE
2 : notably fitting, effective, or well adapted :
FELICITOUS
3 a : enjoying or characterized by well-being and contentment : JOYOUS b : expressing or suggestive of
happiness :
PLEASANT c :
GLAD,
PLEASED d : having or marked by an atmosphere of good fellowship :
FRIENDLY
4 a : characterized by a dazed irresponsible state
b : impulsively or obsessively quick to use or do something c : enthusiastic about something to the point of obsession : OBSESSED synonym see LUCKY, FIT
credit: Merriam-Webster Online
Well that's the definition from the leading authority. So I can't try and make my own definition. But I can say I think that one isn't totally right. 4c works, but it can conflict with 3a and 3d. You've heard of people happy being miserable? Well why not? If happiness is being enthusiactic about something to the point of obsession, why can't it be being miserable and crabby? If people want me to be happy, then let me be miserable. It doesn't totally match up with the definition put forth by Ms. Merriam Webster, but it's what doesn't made me sad. Miserable <> sad.
So why be nice to people? They suck. I honestly believe most people are less intelligent than I am. Their values are too different (and downright hypocritical). They're close minded. They blame obesity on bread. They watch reality TV shows. They look down on dipping french fries in ice cream. They can't accept the best wrestling in the world happened 10 years ago in a different counrty. They tell you to look up words you can't spell in a dictionairy, which is pointless if you can't spell it. They speak French!
Fuck the world!
Especially Fat Tubb!
