Poop...
It's kind of funny how things turn out. I finally asked that girl out I've wanted to ask out for a while now. She had the audacity to say 'no'. But not fifteen minutes later, I'm talking to some mucho hot chick and got her number. Pretending not to know French payed off (et je comprends juste assez pour flirter).
And I guilted Mike into going out again. WOOHOO! And I won $40. WOOHOO! And BK's steakburger kicks ass (it's all in the grilled onions). WOOHOO! And I'm gonna masturbate when I'm done writting the next sentence. WOOHOO!